Hi, we’re a couple of advertising creatives looking to win enough awards to melt down
into parts for our giant killer robot. We were once a team, but decided that if we were
ever going to get this damn robot built and enslave the human race, we’d be better off
splitting our efforts.

That said, Ben is setting up shop in Vienna, Austria while Rich holds it down in good
ol’ NYC. Oh, and if you hire us now, we’ll totally let you have Rhode Island once
we take over the planet.

Want a resume? We bet you do!