Welcome to our secret lair......Thousands of feet beneath the earth's crust! And what's inside this dungeon of doom, this quagmire of qualms, this purgatory of puns? Why, pitch work of course! That and things too sensitive in nature for the general public's eyeholes. click here - ben Dear blog,I know we've been ignoring you, and i'm sorry. You deserve better. But you won't get it, because you're mine, bitch! I made you and I can break you! You just watch me. I'll get back to writing on you more though, and Rich will too. You know, it just gets hard to keep up with that kind of stuff when you're working your ass off. But we've got some great stories to start telling you about the advertising world, I just have to run them by legal first and make sure we won't be getting anybody arrested. Until then... ben Wonton violence
Bad candy prompts guerilla retaliation
The new vending machine in our office is pimping mad stale wares yo. -ben Fungi
Witness the power of highlighters, stock books and brand meetings. -ben Remember when you could super size it?
If there's one thing we love more than fast women, it's fast cars. If there's one thing we love more than fast cars its fast food. Get a load of these McDonalds one off's. Grrrl power
Here's a little beauty that got pistol-whipped into non-existence by the client. We kinda liked her, she was sweet. Oh, and check out the guy who did the artwork here. christmas card! er, uh, holiday card
Nothing says holiday spirit like a blood-spattered brawl with the one and halloween with the hummous militantsHire us, and expect things like this on Halloween. You have been warned. Flavorama
Feast your lungs on these beauties! Our Camel art pack book and poster are packed with long lasting flavor that won't let you down. My other ride...
How many people can say they actually enjoy their commute to work? Let's see some hands. Anybody? Bueller?? I didn't think so. That's because most people take the train. And guess what? I'd rather have my fingers bitten off by wild badgers than take the subway. Lookie here! continuing tales of tripe, with the tourettes brothers
- Ben Hey, curves are sexy.
Sometimes you just have to say "fudge it". Nah mean? No, I don't think you nah mean. Check this out. say hello to the tourettes brothers
Look for more of the tourettes brothers, coming soon. Look down, you've got one.
You can never really appreciate the power of a quality zipper until a less than quality one leaves your junk exposed before a large group of strangers (worst spelling bee ever). Peep our ode to the bestest damn fastener in the world! We can be serious too, you know.
Check out our campaign for Coalition for the Homeless. That is all. Ad-rag loves us, they really really love us!Ad-rag.com, also known as "adland," and "commercial archive," just to keep it nice and confusing, has noticed our little dentyne spec ad and given us the props deserving of such a piece of quality work. It ain't no gold pencil, but we've converted the praise into a small amount of lubricant for the ball bearings in the left arm of our robot, and it's working like a treat. Update: You damn foo!
Remember B.A. Barakus from The A-Team? "I ain't getting' on no plane, Murdoch!" brand spanking new
This, our new spec spot for Dentyne chewing gum, incorporates not only our creative flair and edgy fun-loving style, but it's also the first time you'll hear Rich's voice on our site. My vocal abilities were previously featured in our now infamous Crispin Porter rip-off, 'wake up with the captain'. This time it's Rich's turn to shine. I think you can really tell a lot about a man by just listening to his voice. Go ahead, click here and see what i mean. - Ben i've always wanted my very own...blog, that is. but being a team means sharing. and i guess that's ok. i mean, eventually we'll have to share an office, so we might as well get used to it. now i'm totally all over sharing. i'm going to share my beer with rich this evening at the bar. i sure hope he doesnt have herpes. - ben the sound of lots of noiseWhoomp, there it is. Our much anticipated blog is finally up and active. Just think - all of the most intimate details of our daily lives, splayed wide open, spread eagle, in front of the fireplace, on the bearskin rug of the world wide web, cigarette in one hand, the other clutching a glass of Old Grand Dad, gesturing for you to come hither into our our naughty area of love. Won't you visit our naughty area of love? But seriously, stay tuned for more great campaigns and spec spots from us. Yup, we've got lot's of spare time. It's not like we have a job or anything. Speaking of work, if your looking for it then don't contact us. We're not a boutique agency as so many of you seem to think. You people (not you, that other guy, over there, yeah, him) need to learn how to read a home page. It's only a few sentences. - The Great Double-Spacer Sneaker Freakout
Have you ever been called uglier than a homemade sneaker? Well our new Adidas campaign is neither ugly nor homemade. No wait, it is homemade, kinda. Arrrg, just look at the damn ads! |
